- This is every scream from every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, ever.
- A message from your future boyfriend.
- Hey, did you guys know that Kristin Stewart can’t act?
- Protect yourself from strangers, with Teddy Ruxpin and Corey Feldman
- A musical about Disney Princesses being hipsters (is it weird that I think they’re hot?).
- This is probably the greatest website on the whole Internet.
- Marc Summers emergency transmission.
- Please read this review of Guy Fieri’s new restaurant.
- Please watch Guy Fieri’s reaction to that review.
- Want to feel nostalgic about Nintendo?
- This is a sing-a-long song about beer.
- Please read this article in which the guy from Smashmouth eats a dozen eggs.
- Hey, here’s the meaning of existence. It’s awesome.
- Have you seen the Don Cheadle’s “Captain Planet” shorts? They’re all collected here.
Have you seen this picture of Larry DePrimo, NYPD cop? He bought a homeless man some shoes. This is how the world should work, you guys.